idk what’s funnier, pets with stereotypical human names like bryan and mckayla or pets with completely ridiculous names like hamburger and concrete
It’s when people have one of each. ‘These are our dogs, Existentialism and Susan.’
We have:
Sausage McMuffin
Sir Didymus
Count Strudel VonCheese
Bacon Marmalade Pancakes
Fizzgig Fishsticks
and…
Piper.
THE X-FILES | 5.04 — “Detour” (1997)
The X-Files 6.20 | Sex Education 2.06
Being 20+ is basically a constant question of “am I doing enough” and the answer always being a solid ‘no’

















